Saturday, November 15, 2025

Thiongs I will never do


In your mid-80s, you begin to realize that some things on your “bucket list” will never happen. I guess I will never:

Run a mile again.

Visit Japan or China. Too tiring and complicated. Not sure I wanteto do that anyway.

Make love to Brigitte Bardot. What? She just turned 90? Nah!Too old for me. Your loss, baby!

Have a hangover again. It wouldn’t be hard, but it would take a week out of my already diminishing life.

—-Climb Mount Everest. Even if I did, I would probably hear“You haven’t already? I did it last year.”

—Play second base for the Washington Nationals. I can’t even get a tryout!

—Win an Academy Award as James Bond.

—Win a Pulitzer Prize, though this column certainly deserves it.

—Become a trillionaire. I would settle for a billionaire!

Be chosen for to the Supreme Court. Am I too old for that too?

Parachute out of an airplaneGeorge H.W. Bush did that at age 90, so there is still time. But I can get dizzy already just getting out of bed.

 

But there are still things I CAN do:

Be a loving grandfather to children ranging from 9 to 18.

Do Silver Sneakers three times a week at the YMCA.

Walk 2 miles or bike 10 miles.

—Play in a cabaret at my own house.

Make exotic, adventurous trips to LynchburgRichmond and Durham.

Direct the music for a famous musical. Yes!

 

 

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