Do you avoid conflicts by saying just the right thing? They call it “condemning with faint praise.” Here is what you are supposed to say, followed by what you really think:
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May I suggest a salad for you at this restaurant?
Man, you are fat as a house!
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What cute kids!
The way you raised them, they’ll probably become drug addicts or prostitutes.
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Maybe we have had enough beer.
Stop! You’re drunk as a skunk!
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Interesting! That is quite a song.
You sound like a screeching owl!
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I’ve never had a chicken casserole like that before.
This food is awful. While you’re not looking, I will dump it in the garbage.
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Thank you for participating today.
I am not going to comment on your song, which totally stunk!
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I’ll bet you get compliments on your new house.
What an eyesore! You should take a match to it!
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I can understand why you don’t know the answer.
You haven’t the brains of a housefly.
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That’s some photo of you, I’m surprised it’s not hanging on a wall some place.
You look like one of the 10 most wanted. Even AI couldn’t fix that picture.
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That is an interesting perfume.
That smells like your last perfume that gave my cat asthma.
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Oh, you cut your hair short. Interesting.
The lice on your head must be starving now.
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Ooh, we are getting there faster than I expected.
I hope the cops come and take your driver’s license away!
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What a dress! You are such a snappy dresser.
I can’t believe it! The health department should burn that thing!
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